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Yen foton diarahake liwat bidang
kanthi rong celah ing njero lan salah siji diamati ...

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... ora bakal liwat loro.
Yen ora diamati, bakal.

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Yen diamati sawise ninggalake pesawat,
sadurunge tekan target ...

4
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- ... ora bakal wis liwat loro slits.
- Sarujuk.

5
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Apa maksudmu?

6
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Ora ana gunane,
Aku mung mikir iku apike kanggo T-shirt.

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- Ngapunten.
- Ngenteni.

8
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Salah sijine yaiku Aegean,
wolung mudhun iku Nabokov.

9
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Rong puluh enem ing antarane yaiku MCM.

10
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Sekawan welas punika ...

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Pindhah driji.

12
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... filum, sing nggawe 14
Port-Au-Pangeran.

13
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Delengen, gagasan modal Papa Doc,
iku Port-Au-Prince.

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Haiti.

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- Apa aku bisa nulungi sampeyan?
- Ya.

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Um, iki bank sperma IQ dhuwur?

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Yen sampeyan kudu takon,
mbok menawa sampeyan ora ana ing kene.

18
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Aku iki panggonan.

19
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- Isi iki metu.
- Matur nuwun.

20
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- Kita bakal langsung bali.
- Oh, njupuk wektu.

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Aku mung bakal ngrampungake teka-teki silang.

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Oh, ngenteni.

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Leonard, aku ora mikir aku bisa nindakake iki.

24
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Apa, sampeyan lagi guyon? Sampeyan semipro.

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Ora. Kita nindakake penipuan genetis.

26
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Ora ana jaminan sperma kita
arep ngasilake turunan IQ dhuwur.

27
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Coba pikirake.

28
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Aku duwe adhine karo campuran DNA dhasar sing padha
sing hostes ing Fuddruckers.

29
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Sheldon, iki ide sampeyan.

30
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A dhuwit ekstra sethitik kanggo njaluk
bandwidth T1 pecahan ing apartemen?

31
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Aku ngerti.
Lan aku pengin download luwih cepet.

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Ana wong wadon miskin
sing arep pin dheweke pangarep-arep ing sandi sperma.

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Apa maneh yen dheweke kesusu karo bocah cilik
sing ora ngerti yen dheweke kudu nggunakake ...

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...diferensial kanggo ngatasi wilayah kasebut
ing ngisor kurva?

35
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- Aku manawa dheweke isih bakal tresna marang.
- Aku ora bakal.

36
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Lha, arep apa?

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- Aku arep lunga.
- Oke.

38
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- Apa protokol kanggo ninggalake?
- Aku ora ngerti.

39
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Aku ora tau nolak
ing proffer saka sperma sadurunge.

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Coba mlaku metu.

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Oke.

42
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

43
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Seneng ketemu sampeyan.

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- Apa sampeyan isih nesu babagan bank sperma?
- Ora.

45
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Sampeyan pengin krungu bab menarik
babagan tangga?

46
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Ora tenan.

47
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Yen dhuwur langkah mati
mung rong milimeter...

48
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- ... paling wong bakal trip.
- Aku ora peduli.

49
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Loro mili...? Kayane ora bener.

50
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Pancen bener.
Aku nindakake sawetara eksperimen nalika umur 12 taun.

51
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Bapakku pecah klavikula.

52
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Apa sebabe dheweke ngutus sampeyan
menyang pesantren?

53
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Ora. Iku asile
saka karya karo laser.

54
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[LILY ALLEN'S SMILE'MAIN
OVER SPEAKER]

55
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Aku maju lan mesem

56
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Tetangga anyar?

57
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SHELDON:
Temenan.

58
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dandan pinunjul
liwat pepadhamu lawas.

59
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Waria rong atus pound
karo kondisi kulit? Ya, dheweke.

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Oh, hi.

61
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- Hi.
- Hi.

62
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Halo?

63
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Kita ora maksud ngganggu.
We manggon tengen bale.

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Oh, iku becik.

65
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Ora, kita ora manggon bebarengan. Maksudku...

66
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...kita urip bebarengan, nanging ing kapisah,
kamar turu heteroseksual.

67
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Oke, anggep wae aku tetangga anyarmu.

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- Penny.
- Leonard. Sheldon.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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Inggih...

72
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Oh, sugeng rawuh ing gedung.

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Oh, matur nuwun.
Mungkin kita bisa ngombe kopi kapan-kapan.

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- Oh, apik.
- Agung.

75
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- Agung.
- Agung.

76
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Inggih, bye.

77
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- Bye.
- Bye.

78
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Apa kita kudu ngundang dheweke nedha awan?

79
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Ora. Kita bakal miwiti musim loro
saka Battlestar Galactica.

80
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Kita wis nonton
mangsa loro DVDs.

81
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Ora karo komentar.

82
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Aku kudu dadi tetangga sing apik.

83
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Ngundang dheweke, nggawe dheweke seneng.

84
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We tau diundang Louie / Louise liwat.

85
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Inggih, lan sing salah kita.

86
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Kita kudu nggedhekake bunder kita.

87
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Aku duwe bunder sing amba banget.

88
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Aku duwe 212 kanca ing MySpace.

89
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Ya, lan sampeyan durung tau ketemu siji saka wong-wong mau.

90
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Sing ayu iku.

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Aku arep ngundang dheweke.

92
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Kita bakal mangan enak lan ngobrol.

93
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Ngobrol? Kita ora ngobrol,
paling ora off-line.

94
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Inggih, ora angel.

95
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Sampeyan mung ngrungokake apa dheweke ngomong ...

96
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... banjur sampeyan ngomong sing cocog
nanggepi.

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Kanggo apa?

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- Hi. maneh.
- Hi.

99
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- Hi.
- Hi.

100
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Oalah...

101
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...kita nggawa mulih panganan India ...

102
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...lan aku ngerti
gerak bisa bikin stress...

103
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...lan aku nemokake
yen aku lagi stress...

104
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... panganan sing enak
lan perusahaan bisa duwe efek sing nyenengake.

105
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Uga, kari minangka laxative alami lan
Aku ora kudu ngandhani sampeyan, sampeyan ngerti ...

106
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... usus sing resik mung kurang siji
sumelang.

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Aku dudu ahli,
nanging ing konteks undhangan nedha awan ...

108
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...sampeyan bisa uga pengin ngliwati referensi
kanggo gerakan usus.

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Oh, sampeyan ngajak aku mangan?

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ya wis.

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Oh, iku apik banget. Aku seneng.

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Agung.

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Dadi, apa sing sampeyan lakoni kanggo seneng-seneng
nang kene?

114
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Nah, dina iki kita nyoba masturbasi
kanggo dhuwit.

115
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- Oke, apik, nggawe dhewe ing omah.
- Oke.

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- Matur nuwun.
- Sugeng rawuh.

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[MUTUK]
Sampun tampi.

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Iki katon kaya sawetara perkara serius.
Leonard, apa sampeyan nindakake iki?

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Bener, iku karyaku.

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wah.

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Ya, iku mung sawetara
mekanika kuantum...

122
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... karo doodling teori string sethitik
sak pinggiran. Bagian kuwi mung guyonan.

123
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Iku spoof saka Born-Oppenheimer
kira-kira.

124
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Dadi sampeyan, kaya, salah sijine
Wong ayu Pikiran jenius.

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Ya.

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Iki pancen nyengsemaken.

127
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Aku duwe papan, yen sampeyan seneng papan.
Iki papanku.

128
00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,299
Kudus ngrokok.

129
00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,761
Yen kanthi "rokok suci," tegese
restatement turunan saka barang ...

130
00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:13,306
... sampeyan bisa nemokake scribbled ing tembok
saka sembarang kamar wong ing MIT, manawa.

131
00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,308
- Apa?
- Oh, ayo.

132
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Sapa sing durung weruh diferensial iki ing ngisor iki
"kene aku lungguh brokenhearted"?

133
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Paling ora aku kudu nggawe 26
dimensi mung kanggo nggawe math metu.

134
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- Aku ora invent wong. Dheweke ana ing kana.
- Ing alam semesta apa?

135
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Ing kabeh mau, iku titik.

136
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Apa sampeyan keberatan yen aku miwiti?

137
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- Penny.
- Ya?

138
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Ing kono aku lungguh.

139
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Mula lungguha ing sandhingku.

140
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- Ora, aku lungguh ana.
- Apa bedane?

141
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- Apa bedane?
- Ayo.

142
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Ing mangsa, kursi sing cukup cedhak
supaya radiator tetep anget...

143
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... nanging durung cedhak
minangka nyebabake kringet.

144
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:56,183
Ing mangsa panas, iku ing breeze digawe
kanthi mbukak jendhela ing kana.

145
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Madhep televisi ing sudut sing
Omongan ora langsung, ngrusak semangat...

146
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,064
... utawa adoh banget
kanggo nggawe distorsi paralaks.

147
00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:07,319
Aku bisa terus,
nanging aku wis nggawe titik.

148
00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,947
Apa sampeyan pengin aku pindhah?

149
00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,949
- Inggih...
- Lungguh wae.

150
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,828
nggih.

151
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,681
Sheldon, lungguh.

152
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Ah.

153
00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,397
Inggih, iki apik.
Kita ora duwe akeh perusahaan.

154
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Kuwi ora bener.
Koothrappali lan Wolowitz teka.

155
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Ya aku ngerti.

156
00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:50,904
Selasa wengi kita main Klingon Boggle
nganti jam 1 esuk.

157
00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,573
- Ya, aku kelingan.
- Aku nesu sampeyan ngomong kita ora duwe perusahaan.

158
00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,493
- Sing nduweni implikasi sosial sing negatif.
- Aku matur nuwun.

159
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Dadi...

160
00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,497
... Klingon Boggle?

161
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:05,252
Ya. Iku kaya Boggle biasa,
nanging ing Klingon.

162
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,590
Iku mbokmenawa cukup babagan kita.
Dadi critakna babagan sampeyan.

163
00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,051
aku? Oke.

164
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,805
Aku Sagittarius, sing mbokmenawa ngandhani sampeyan
cara luwih saka sampeyan kudu ngerti.

165
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,433
Ya, ngandhani yen sampeyan melu
ing khayalan budaya massal ...

166
00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,645
... sing posisi srengenge relatif
kanggo rasi lintang sing sewenang-wenang ...

167
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:27,107
... ing wektu sampeyan lair
piye wae mengaruhi pribadine.

168
00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,069
Melu apa?

169
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,071
Aku mikir apa sing diomongake Sheldon ...

170
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,991
... apa Sagittarius ora bakal dadi
guess pisanan kita.

171
00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,827
Oh, ya, akeh wong
mikir aku tandha banyu.

172
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,371
Oke, ayo ndeleng, apa maneh?

173
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,581
Oh, aku vegetarian.

174
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:46,793
Ora, kajaba iwak,
lan steak occasional. Aku seneng steak.

175
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:49,838
Inggih, punika menarik.

176
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,590
Leonard ora bisa ngolah jagung.

177
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,013
Dadi apa sampeyan duwe sawetara proyek?

178
00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,222
PENNY:
Oh, iya.

179
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,391
Aku dadi pelayan
ing Pabrik Cheesecake.

180
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,351
Aku seneng cheesecake.

181
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,896
- Sampeyan ora toleran laktosa.
- Aku ora mangan, aku mikir iku apik.

182
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,317
Oalah, aku uga nulis skenario.

183
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:13,903
Iki bab cah wadon sensitif sing teka
menyang L.A. saka Lincoln, Nebraska...

184
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:18,283
... dadi aktris lan angin munggah
pelayan ing The Cheesecake Factory.

185
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,577
Dadi adhedhasar urip sampeyan.

186
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,746
Ora, aku saka Omaha.

187
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,335
Yen iku film, aku arep nonton.

188
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:29,711
Aku ngerti, bener?

189
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,588
Oke, ayo ndeleng, apa maneh?

190
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,758
Aku kira iku babagan.

191
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,552
Kuwi critane Penny.

192
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,721
Inggih, muni apik.

193
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,265
Iku.

194
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,935
Nganti aku tresno karo wong wedok.

195
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,440
Apa sing kedadeyan?

196
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,609
[MUTUK]
Aku ora ngerti.

197
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,028
Duh Gusti, sampeyan ngerti,
patang taun aku urip karo dheweke.

198
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,365
Patang taun.
Kayane isih SMA.

199
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:01,034
Sampeyan butuh patang taun
kanggo lulus SMA?

200
00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:06,748
Aku mung ... Aku ora pracaya aku dipercaya wong.

201
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,254
Apa aku kudu ngomong apa-apa?
Aku rumangsa kudu ngomong apa-apa.

202
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,090
Sampeyan? Ora, sampeyan mung bakal nggawe luwih elek.

203
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,425
Sampeyan pengin ngerti bagean paling pathetic?

204
00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:21,137
Sanadyan aku sengit marang ngapusi,
ngapusi ati...

205
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,765
...Aku isih tresna marang dheweke.

206
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:24,974
Apa sing edan?

207
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,810
ya wis.

208
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,523
Ora, ora edan. Iku ...

209
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,400
Iku paradoks.

210
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,945
Paradoks minangka bagéan saka alam.
Maksudku, mikir babagan cahya.

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Yen sampeyan ndeleng Huygens, cahya minangka gelombang,
minangka dikonfirmasi dening nyobi pindho irisan.

212
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,202
Nanging banjur, Albert Einstein teka ...

213
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,330
... lan nemokake cahya kasebut
tumindak kaya partikel uga.

214
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,502
Inggih, aku ora nggawe luwih elek.

215
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,463
Duh, nuwun sewu, kula repot.

216
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,341
Lan ing ndhuwur kabeh liyane,
Aku kabeh reged saka obah ...

217
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,260
...lan padusan bodhoku ora bisa.

218
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,595
Pancuran kita kerjane.

219
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,432
tenan? Apa iku babar blas aneh
yen aku nggunakake?

220
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,641
- Ya.
- Ora.

221
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,809
- Ora?
- Ora.

222
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,227
Ora.

223
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,020
Iku tengen bale.

224
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,397
Oke, matur nuwun.

225
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,149
Kowe manis tenan.

226
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,491
Inggih, iki pembangunan menarik.

227
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,245
LEONARD:
Kepiye carane?

228
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,747
SHELDON:
Wis sawetara wektu ...

229
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,791
... wiwit kita duwe wong wadon
njupuk dheweke sandhangan mati ing apartemen kita.

230
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,960
Kuwi ora bener.
Elingi ing Thanksgiving ...

231
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,172
...mbahku sing lara Alzheimer
wis episode sing?

232
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:42,177
Titik dijupuk. Wis sawetara wektu wiwit
kita wis ana wong wadon nyopot sandhangane...

233
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,013
...sawise iku
kita ora pengin nyuwek mata kita metu.

234
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:49,434
Sisih paling awon
iki nonton dheweke ngukir kalkun sing.

235
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,646
Dadi, apa persis
sampeyan nyoba kanggo ngrampungake kene?

236
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:54,939
nyuwun pangapunten?

237
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,692
Wong wadon ing kana
ora arep duwe jinis karo sampeyan.

238
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,861
Inggih, aku ora nyoba kanggo jinis karo dheweke.

239
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,739
Oh, apik.
Banjur sampeyan ora bakal kuciwa.

240
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,241
Apa sing nggawe sampeyan mikir
dheweke ora bakal duwe jinis karo kula?

241
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:07,368
Aku lanang lan dheweke wadon.

242
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,997
Ya, nanging ora saka spesies sing padha.

243
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,249
Aku ora bakal melu
ing hipotesis kene.

244
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:17,128
- Aku mung nyoba dadi pepadhamu sing apik.
- Oh, mesthi.

245
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,381
Kuwi ora ngomong ngono
yen hubungan daging bakal berkembang ...

246
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,051
... sing aku ora melu.

247
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,804
Nanging sedhela.

248
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,307
Apa sampeyan mikir kemungkinan iki
bakalan terhalang...

249
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,353
... nalika dheweke nemokake Luke Skywalker sampeyan
sampo "ora nangis"?

250
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,564
Iku sampo Darth Vader.

251
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:37,774
[KETOKAN LAPU]

252
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,318
Luke Skywalker minangka kondisioner.

253
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,739
- Enteni nganti sampeyan ndeleng iki.
- Iku Fantastic. ora bisa dipercaya.

254
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,032
Delengen apa?

255
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:51,454
Iki minangka kuliah Stephen Hawking saka MIT
ing taun 1974.

256
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,831
Iki dudu wektu sing apik.

257
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,124
[TIRU SUARA KOMPUTER]
Iku sadurunge dheweke dadi ...

258
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,126
...suara komputer sing serem.

259
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,005
- Sing apik, sampeyan kudu lunga.
- Kenapa?

260
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,175
- Iku mung ora wektu apik.
- Leonard wis lady liwat.

261
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,595
[Ing Swara NORMAL] Ya, bener.
Mbahmu bali ing kutha?

262
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,431
Ora.

263
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,101
Lan dheweke dudu wanita,
dheweke mung tetangga anyar.

264
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,020
Tenang, ana wong wadon kene?

265
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,647
- Uh-huh.
- Lan sampeyan pengin kita metu ...

266
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,858
... amarga sampeyan lagi ngarep-arep coitus?

267
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,236
- Aku ora antisipasi coitus.
- Dadi dheweke kasedhiya kanggo coitus?

268
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,864
Apa kita bisa mungkasi ngomong "coitus"?

269
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,658
Secara teknis,
sing bakal coitus interruptus.

270
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,495
Hei, ana trik
kanggo njaluk iku kanggo ngalih saka bak kanggo padusan?

271
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,455
Oh, hi, nuwun sewu.

272
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,957
Halo.

273
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,544
Enchanté, mademoiselle.

274
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,340
Howard Wolowitz,
CalTech Departemen Fisika Terapan.

275
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,384
Sampeyan bisa uga akrab
karo sawetara karyaku.

276
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,012
Saiki lagi orbit
Rembulan paling gedhe ing Jupiter ...

277
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,015
... njupuk resolusi dhuwur
foto digital.

278
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:55,727
Penny. Aku kerja ing
Pabrik kue keju.

279
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,937
- Aku bakal nuduhake sampeyan trick karo padusan.
- Oke.

280
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,689
[Ngomong nganggo basa Prancis]

281
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,316
Nuwun sewu?

282
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,151
Iku basa Prancis kanggo "padusan apik."

283
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,070
Iku sentimen sing bisa dakungkapake
ing enem basa.

284
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,449
Simpen kanggo blog sampeyan, Howard.

285
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,452
[NGOMONG ING BASA ASING]

286
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,083
LEONARD: Inggih, punika.
Kelet, nyuwun pangapunten.

287
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,919
- Oke, matur nuwun.
- Sampeyan olèh.

288
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,129
Oh, sampeyan mung arep langkah tengen ...? Oke.

289
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,549
PENNY: Hei, Leonard?
- Produk rambut yaiku Sheldon.

290
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,884
PENNY:
Oke.

291
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:31,971
- Um, aku bisa njaluk sampeyan sih?
- Nikmat?

292
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:35,350
Mesthi, sampeyan bisa njaluk kula sih.
Aku bakal nggawe sampeyan sih kanggo sampeyan.

293
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,229
- Ora apa-apa yen sampeyan ngomong ora.
- Oh, aku mesthi bakal ngomong ya.

294
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:44,567
Iku mung ora jenis bab
sampeyan takon wong sing lagi wae ketemu.

295
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,361
wah.

296
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,994
Aku pancene kudu nliti
rantai kausalitas ing kene.

297
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,371
- Apa kita kudu?
- Acara A:

298
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,623
Wong wadon ayu
ngadeg wuda ing padusan kita.

299
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,126
Acara B: Kita nyopir ing tengah kutha
kanggo njupuk pesawat televisi ...

300
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,504
... saka wanita kasebut ing ndhuwur
mantan pacare.

301
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,257
Pitakonan: Ing bidang eksistensi apa
apa ana link semi-rasional ...

302
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,468
... antarane acara iki?

303
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,513
Dheweke njaluk kula kanggo nindakake sih, Sheldon.

304
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,140
Inggih, sing bisa dadi sabab proksimal
perjalanan kita...

305
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,726
... nanging kita loro ngerti iku ana
ing kontradiksi ...

306
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,853
... menyang sabab distal tingkat sing luwih dhuwur.

307
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,856
- Kang?
- Sampeyan mikir karo zakar.

308
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,527
Iku mokal biologis,
lan sampeyan ora kudu teka.

309
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,905
Oh iya. Aku bisa wis tetep konco
kanggo nonton Wolowitz nyerang Penny ...

310
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,408
... ing Rusia, Arab lan Farsi.

311
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,451
Lan kenapa dheweke ora bisa entuk TV dhewe?

312
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,578
Ayo, sampeyan ngerti carane iku
karo breakups.

313
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,039
Ora, aku ora, lan sampeyan uga.

314
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,250
Nanging aku... Aku putus karo Joyce Kim.

315
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,920
Sampeyan ora putus karo Joyce Kim.
Dheweke mbelot menyang Korea Lor.

316
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,631
Kanggo ndandani atine sing rusak.

317
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,761
Kahanan iki kurang rumit.

318
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,597
Ana sawetara regejegan
antara Penny karo mantan pacare...

319
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,433
... minangka sapa sing entuk hak asuh TV.

320
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,353
- Dheweke mung pengin supaya pemandangan karo wong.
- Supaya kita njaluk duwe pemandangan karo wong?

321
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,023
Ora, Sheldon,
ora bakal ana adegan.

322
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,858
Ana wong loro lan siji.

323
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,069
Leonard, kita loro
malah ora bisa nggawa TV.

324
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,782
Dadi sampeyan bisa kerja karo Leonard lan Sheldon
ing universitas?

325
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,915
Nyuwun pangapunten, sampeyan bisa basa Inggris?

326
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:26,127
Oh, dheweke nganggo basa Inggris.
Dheweke mung ora bisa ngomong karo wanita.

327
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,296
tenan? Kenging punapa?

328
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,214
Dheweke pancen nerd.

329
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,510
Kothak jus?

330
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,601
- Aku bakal ngomong.
MAN: Ya?

331
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:44,353
- Hi. Aku Leonard, iki Sheldon.
- Halo.

332
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,980
Apa aku mung ...?

333
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,651
- Kita kene kanggo njupuk TV Penny.
- Kesasar.

334
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,195
Oke, matur nuwun kanggo wektu sampeyan.

335
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,865
- Kita ora bakal nyerah kaya ngono.
- Leonard, TV ing bangunan.

336
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,035
Kita wis ditolak akses menyang bangunan,
ergo kita wis rampung.

337
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:03,081
nyuwun pangapunten. Yen aku kudu nyerah ing wiwitan
halah, aku ora bakal ngerti ...

338
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:07,168
... sidik jari saka teori string
ing sasampunipun big bang.

339
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,171
Kula nyuwun pangapunten. Apa rencanamu?

340
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,854
Iku mung hak istimewa
kanggo nonton pikiran sampeyan ing karya.

341
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,441
Ayo,
kita duwe IQ gabungan 360.

342
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,694
Kita kudu bisa ngerteni
carane njaluk menyang bangunan bodho.

343
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,573
[BUZZES]

344
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,160
- Apa sampeyan mikir IQ gabungan kasebut?
- Mung nyekel lawang.

345
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,039
LEONARD:
Iki lho.

346
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,874
Aku bakal ngomong.

347
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,752
Pikiran sing apik, aku mung bakal dadi otot.

348
00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:00,096
- Ya?
- Aku Leonard, iki Sheldon.

349
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,056
Saka interkom.

350
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,852
Kepiye carane sampeyan mlebu ing bangunan kasebut?

351
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,396
Kita ilmuwan.

352
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,567
Marang dheweke babagan IQ kita.

353
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,205
- Leonard.
- Apa?

354
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,584
- Ibuku tuku aku celonone.
- Nuwun sewu.

355
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,253
Sampeyan kudu nelpon dheweke.

356
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,675
Sheldon, kula nyuwun pangapunten
Aku nyeret sampeyan liwat iki.

357
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:42,096
Ora apa-apa. Iku dudu pantsing pisanan
lan iku dudu sing pungkasan.

358
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,931
Lan sampeyan bener babagan motifku.

359
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,851
Aku iki wus kanggo netepake
hubungane karo Penny...

360
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,271
... sing bisa wae mimpin kanggo jinis .

361
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,357
SHELDON:
Inggih, sampeyan njupuk kula metu saka celonone.

362
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,279
Oalah, aku wis sinau.
Dheweke metu saka ligaku, aku wis rampung karo dheweke.

363
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,614
Aku wis entuk karya.

364
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,742
Sawijining dina aku bakal menang Bebungah Nobel
banjur aku bakal mati piyambak.

365
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,953
Aja mikir kaya ngono.
Sampeyan ora bakal mati piyambak.

366
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,123
Matur nuwun, Sheldon.
Sampeyan kanca apik.

367
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,127
SHELDON: Lan sampeyan mesthi
ora bakal menang Hadiah Nobel.

368
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,465
Iki salah siji panggonan favorit
kanggo kick bali sawise nggoleki.

369
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,467
Dheweke duwe omah ale gedhe.

370
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,635
PENNY:
Wah, macan keren.

371
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,763
Ya, aku wis duwe dheweke wiwit Level 10.

372
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,932
Jenenge Buttons.

373
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,559
Oalah, yen sampeyan wis
karakter game sampeyan dhewe ...

374
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,646
...kita bisa nongkrong,
mbok menawa arep nggoleki.

375
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:35,107
- Sing muni menarik.
- Dadi sampeyan bakal mikir babagan iki?

376
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,985
Oh, aku ora mikir
Aku bakal bisa mandheg mikir babagan iki.

377
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,697
Gamelan.

378
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,535
- Kita mulih.
- Duh Gusti. Apa sing kedadeyan?

379
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:52,333
Nah, mantan pacarmu kirim salam
lan aku liyane iku nyedhaki poto-panjelasan.

380
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,668
Nuwun sewu.

381
00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:57,296
Aku pancene mikir yen sampeyan lunga
tinimbang aku dheweke ora bakal kaya bokong.

382
00:20:57,464 --> 00:20:59,048
Ora, iku hipotesis sing bener.

383
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:02,468
Iki hipotesis sing bener ...?
Apa sing kedadeyan karo sampeyan?

384
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:06,097
Tenan, matur nuwun sanget
kanggo pindhah lan nyoba.

385
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,809
Sampeyan mung ... Sampeyan pancen apik tenan.

386
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:15,189
Apa kowe ora nganggo sandhangan,
Aku bakal njupuk dompet, lan nedha bengi kanggo kula, oke?

387
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524
- Tenan? Agung.
- Matur nuwun.

388
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,942
Oke.

389
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,449
Sampeyan durung rampung karo dheweke, ta?

390
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,537
Bayi kita bakal pinter lan ayu.

391
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,874
Ora kanggo sebutno khayalan.

392
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,716
- Apa panganan Thai oke karo sampeyan, Penny?
- Mesthi.

393
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,884
Kita ora bisa duwe Thai,
kita wis Indian kanggo nedha awan.

394
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,470
- Dadi?
- Loro-lorone masakan kari.

395
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,348
- Dadi?
- Iku bakal gastronomically keluwih.

396
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,935
Aku bisa ndeleng kita bakal kudu
Nulis metu kabeh kanggo cah wadon iki.

397
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,771
Apa ana ide, Raj?

398
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,650
Nguripake ngiwa ing Lake Street
lan tumuju Colorado.

399
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,445
Aku ngerti bar sushi sethitik apik banget
sing duwe karaoke.

400
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,572
Oh, sing muni kaya fun.

401
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:10,036
[SINGING]
Bayi, bayi, aja kecanthol karo aku

402
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:16,459
Oh, bayi, bayi
Aja kecanthol karo aku

403
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,420
Aku ora ngerti rintangan sampeyan
ing jagad sakabehe...

404
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:23,883
... nanging nganti populasi mobil iki
dadi, sampeyan pancen bapak mac.

405
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,303
Baby, aja kecanthol karo aku

406
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,580
[Inggris - AS - SDH]